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Sex in a boat = Oargasms
Sex with a nerd = Dorkgasms
Sex and the entrance of your home = Doorgasms
Sex on the carpet or linoleum = Floorgasms
Sex supermarket = Storegasms
Sex with wild pigs = Boargasms
Sex at a Stephen King movie = Horrorgasms
Sex with a prostitute = Whoregasms
Sexual intercourse with a storyteller = Loregasms
Intercourse with an accountant = Boregasms
Sex while sleeping = Snoregasms
Sex with Arthur = Dudley Mooregasms
Sex with cartoon donkeys = Eeyoregasms
Sex while broke = Poorgasms
Intercourse with a lion = Roargasms
Sex for hours and hours = Soregasms
Sex on a golf course = Foregasms
Sexual intercourse with a nymphomaniac = Ready for Moregasms
Sex in a gold mine = Oregasms
Sexual intercourse with a dermatologist = Poregasms
Sex with Vice President Al = Goregasms
Sex with chocolate marshmallows = Smoregasms
Sexual intercourse with a bullfighter = Toreadorgasms
Sex with a masked man holding a sword = Zorogasms
Sex on the beach = Shoregasms
Sex when you get a prize = Honogasms
Sex at all you can eat buffet = Smorgasbordgasms
Sex on a cruise ship deck = Shuffleboardgasms
Sex in Asia = Singaporegasms
Sex among the wonders of the world = Outdoorgasms
Sex in the neighborhood trash odorgasms =
Gender on the path of training = All aboardgasms
Sex isn't very good = theres the doorgasms
Sex during hay fever season = Sporegasms
Sex with plastic cutlery = Sporkgasms
Sex with a Medieval poet = Troubadorgasms
Sex in an adult theater = Hardcoregasms
Sex with conquering Spaniards = Conquistadorgasms
Sexual intercourse with someone who is not giving attention Ignorgasms =
Sexual intercourse with a competitive partner = scoregasms
Sex in a firehouse = Firedoorgasms
Sexual intercourse with an Icelandic singer = Bjorkgasms
Sex with the host of a television horrible = Shoregasms Pauly
Sex with a cookie = Oreogasms
Sex flight = Soargasms
Sex with a bugler = Horngasms
Sexual intercourse with an astronaut who didn't do it in space = Abortgasms
Sex with a beloved partner = Adoregasms
Sexual intercourse with a meat eater = Carnivoregasms
Sex with a person whos had a very bad hair = Pompadoregasms
Sexual intercourse with someone who has very bad taste in clothes = Velourgasms
Sex during the visit = Tourgasms
Sexual intercourse with a big dog = Labradorgasms
Sex with Beavis and Butthead = Gonnascoregasms
Sex during an earthquake = Tremorgasms
Sex on farm implements = Tractorgasms
Sex with Thomas Edison = Inventorgasms
Sex with a construction worker = Contractorgasms
Sex at a symphony orchestra = Conductorgasms
Sexual intercourse with a person who examines dead bodies = Coronergasms
Sex on the stairs at the mall = Escalatorgasms
Sex while hopelessly drunk shooters Liquorgasms =
Sex with a possessive partner = Yourgasms
Sex with Frankenstein's assistant = Igorgasms
Sex with three of your friends = Fourgasms
Sex with a Norse God = Thorgasms
Sex when resistance is futile = Borggasms
Sex without a climax = Nogasms

I'm ready to try all with you if that helps.

you and me = mutigasms